From The Daily Mash
SUNNY Delight, the orange substance, has been defeated in a blind tasting against a new Indian soft drink made from cow urine.
Researchers asked 30 children to test Sunny Delight against the Indian cow piss and a cup of ground pubes, earwax and horse vomit.
The vitamin-packed treat was then rated against a pint of liquid faeces, a cocktail of cheese juice and sweat drippings from John McCririck's scrotum and a glass of hot water strained through Carol Vorderman's pant-gusset.
'Sunny D', launched in the UK in 1998, was first developed by the CIA to destroy huge swathes of vegetation in South East Asia. It is now produced in a disused zinc mine on the outskirts of Gdansk